Never
mess with old men and women. They’ve been around the block, and their wisdom
and experience win out every time. Respect your elders, and they might teach
you a thing or two!
Many
elderly folks love to share hilarious and fascinating stories from their past.
That’s why I adore this funny fictitious story! I love when worlds collide,
such as when this experienced old-timer goes up against three arrogant and
disrespectful bikers.
Note
that these fellas aren’t representative of all bikers – every group has their
bad apples. I hope you’ll like this story – if you did, feel free to SHARE it
with your friends!
A
91 year old man by the name of Paul is quietly having a meal in a roadside
diner after a few hours on the road. Suddenly, three leather-clad bikers enter.
Paul
glances at the new arrivals, but then resumes enjoying his coffee and apple
pie.
All hell breaks loose
The
first biker walks up to the old man, and without a word, puts out his cigarette
in his apple pie. He then walks off to sit down at a table in the corner of the
diner.
The
second biker clears his throat and walks up to the old man. He drops a
disgusting glob of spit into Paul’s coffee, and then goes over to the corner to
join his biker pal.
The
third biker threateningly walks up to the old man, and stands there looming
over him. He picks up Paul’s plate, throws it on the floor, where it shatters
with a loud CRACK. The biker then walks over to the others with a grin.
Without
saying a word, Paul reaches for his wallet, pays for his meal – and then gets
up and leaves the diner.
“Hehe,
that old geezer isn’t much of a man, is he?” says one of the bikers to the
waitress.
The
waitress smiles and replies:
“He
also isn’t much of a truck driver, seeing as how he backed over three
motorcycles in the parking lot just now…”
Never mess with old people! Press the SHARE button if you
agree!
Source : thelaughbible.net